Masturbation. He was a supernumerary during that time. Being a wife doesn't have too much to do with copulation, my dear. A man never cuts his throat from a sleepless night if he has company to see him through it.
I've never tried to rationalize it, Lazarus, but Minerva- that's her formal name; she's 'Little Nag' in private because one of her duties is to remind me of obligations I would rather forget. Dora is cussing in Arabic again. A cosmetic surgeon could do wonders. Really, I have no intention of imposing.
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